School. It’s an amazing thing. There’s nothing a 15-year-old boy loves more than getting up at 6:30, eager to educate himself. The excitement of what you’re going to learn in Maths becomes more exhilarating as each day goes by.
The best part of school is the late detentions, they’re a great way to think about life and how wonderful it really is, being stuck in a cramped room with 30, sweaty 15-year-old boys.
Oh joy! Maths, how I love learning about quadratic equations, which are an essential necessity to living my everyday life. I don’t know what I’d do in life without the knowledge of how to do quadratic equations.
Unfortunately maths does not last forever and you have to go to break, but don’t worry as the canteen food is brilliant! Low protein food, with as little meat as possible, to efficiently tackle obesity, they’ve even minimised meal sizes, as there’s nothing worse than teen obesity.
Science, it’s a beautiful subject, you can learn all about how limestone erodes, which is an essential piece of knowledge for your everyday life. The roof has leaks in it, allowing a free flow of water dripping down onto your book, but of course this is done intentionally, to allow a more calm atmosphere in the class. When it comes to practical lessons, our school provide the most excellent service, instead of them forcing us to risk our lives using the Bunsen burners, we can watch a more calm video of a person doing it on the internet, as the school truly cares about our well-being.
Now it is English, I love English, of course not as much as maths, but it is still an outstanding subject. I am given the opportunity to do overwhelming amounts of course work, in order to truly bring out my talent. We are given re-used books from since the school was made, to help the environment and cut on deforestation. The books are in immaculate condition, as our students would never, ever even think about throwing or vandalising them, as our school has the best behaved students. This is clear from the satisfactory mark we attained from Ofsted, as they can clearly notice how exceptional our school is.
I do love “zooming” into how Scout resembles a mocking-bird, in ‘To Kill a Mocking Bird’ and the endless amounts of summarising ‘Touching the Void’ bring me a vast amount of joy. I feel that five days of English lessons certainly isn’t enough for me, so I attend weekend interventions, to really bring out my skills.
But our school makes up for this, as they enforce extra curriculum maths, so I can put my mind off the vast amount of English work, and focus on Maths, which is all i hope to do.
Our school is a truly amazing place with 1st class antique walls which date back to the titanic era, blood stains and all other aesthetic decorations, to truly bring out the colour in these vibrant walls.
Our school care a lot about animals, and provide housing for rats in our walls, ensuring the survival of the plague carriers. Our canteen hall has been specifically engineered to house pigeons. We have many gentle, animal loving student in our school, who would never thing of harming a bird. Some say the bird poo holds the walls up, which is specifically done to be environmental friendly and tackle global warming.
The worst time of the day is when school ends, especially on Fridays. All I want to do is learn, now I must leave the wonderful world of school and join my disgusting friends for a “gnarly” skate session. Skateboarding, a sport which sickens me, which I am forced to do when all that is in my head is the though of quadratic equations.
